Should Have Moved to Tucson, AZ
When it comes to the Star Wars franchise, there are several immutable truths: space is awesome, the prequels are terrible, and it’s strange that the Rebels are able to destroy the Death Star as easily as they do.
In this post, we’re going to make a bold claim. The Death Star really wasn’t that good of a base. In fact, the Galactic Empire would’ve been better off moving out of the base and to a different location.
Perhaps they could’ve moved to Tucson, AZ?
Why Tucson, AZ Is Better
Before we could begin to make the move, we would have to convince Grand Moff Tarkin that the move was right for him. It would be a tough sell. After all, he’s so confident in the Death Star that he refuses to evacuate it even when the Rebels are in the process of blowing it up.
Admittedly, the Death Star does has some cool qualities. For one, it’s incredibly intimidating. That moment in A New Hope where Obi-Wan says, “That’s no moon. It’s a space station,” wouldn’t happen if Grand Moff Tarkin made the long-distance move to Tucson.
But while the view in Tucson isn’t as intimidating, it is beautiful.
The weather is also much better.
Which would you prefer: the suffocating cold of space, or some nice sunny Tucson days?
If that didn’t convince him, here’s the one argument that would probably make the case. Tucson, AZ is much less likely to be destroyed by a couple of well-placed blasts.
Talk About Long-Distance Tucson Moving
At Zooz Moving, we’re used to making some pretty long-distance moves.
Interstate moves? No problem.
Intergalactic moves? Well, those are a little harder.
Usually we handle everything ourselves, but in this case, we might have to rely on our good buddy Elon Musk to provide the rocket ships.
Tucson Moving Logistics
Moving everyone out of the Death Star and into Tucson would make for a truly massive logistical challenge. Luckily, we have a proven 4-step formula that allows us to make perfect moves, each time.
We work with Tucson movers to plan and personalize every detail. Are you in possession of an antique table that you want to have handled carefully? We’ve got you covered.
Do you need to move 400,000 killer droids into Tucson? We can handle it.
Best Movers in Tucson, AZ
At Zooz, we make sure the focus is on you. We give you our 100% guarantee that we will be on-time for both your pickup and delivery date.
Luckily, this means we shouldn’t have to worry about getting force-choked by Darth Vader.
We’re the Tucson movers you can trust. If you’d like to call and ask about our services, our number is (520) 447-0900. You can also email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.